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  5/20 LA LINGUA FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS

FRESHLY SQUEEZED NEWS

IT'S SO FRESH, IT HAPPENED TOMORROW!

 

WORD OF THE DAY :    " echo "   ( A sound which repeats. If we

                                          go to the mountains, and shout

                                          ' HELLO ! ' , the same noise will come

                                          back. )

                                          " huge "  ( very very big )  

JOKE OF THE DAY :                           W A R N I N G :

                                              SORRY EVERYBODY, THIS JOKE IS

                                              PRETTY RUDE. IF YOU DON'LIKE

                                              RUDE JOKES, DON'T READ THIS :

 

                                                A man went to the doctor and said, 

                                                "Doctor, I'm worried that my bottom hole

                                               is too big. " The doctor asked him to get

                                               on the bed. After having a look, the doctor

                                               said loudly, " OH MY GOD, THAT BOTTOM 

                                              HOLE IS HUGE ! ... OH MY GOD, THAT

                                              BOTTOM HOLE IS HUGE ! " 

                                              The man said, " Hey, doctor, you don't have to

                                              say it twice ! "

                                             The doctor answered, " I didn't! ... I didn't ! "

                                             ( HA HA !! )                                                                                

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